Tuesday, January 02, 2007

"The Lord Didn't Say Nuclear."

I sure do hate it when the almighty gets all vague on our spiritual "leaders." Seems the good Lord above was chit-chatting with Pat Robertson the other day:

Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."


I just hope he didn't say newk-you-lure.

The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.

Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."


Maybe Pat is listening to God but is just a little hard of hearing.

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006.

Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.


Actually, the U.S. was hit by a tsunami in 2006, and while it probably hit the right state as far as Mr. Robertson is concerned, I'm pretty sure it wasn't what he had in mind.

But Pat, if you really want me to pay attention to your little coffee klatch with the Almighty, you might try to predict something really special...like an entire card at Santa Anita or something.

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